Straight from the history books (and the naughty section), Vlad The Impaler is here to conquer hearts and crack up your camera roll. Equal parts fierce and ridiculous, this Viking-inspired costume is perfect for the man who likes his humor sharp and his poses sharper.
Includes: ⚔️ A battle-ready shirt – for striking fear (and poses). 🪖 A Viking-style horned helmet – because pillaging should always have flair. 🖤 A bold mustache – the final touch for your favorite impaler.
Available in Small, Medium, Large, and Extra Large, because legends come in all sizes.
Perfect For: ✔️ Epic, slightly terrifying selfies. ✔️ Gag gifts with serious penetration power. ✔️ Anyone who’s got a dark side... and a big sense of humor.
Suit him up in Vlad The Impaler and let the thrust of history live on. Just watch your back. ⚔️😏📸
