Captain Kelbasa – The Ultimate Pirate Penis Costume

Captain Kelbasa – The Ultimate Pirate Pecker Costume

Ahoy, matey! Set sail for laughs with Captain Kelbasa, the ultimate pirate costume for your little captain. Whether you’re searching for the perfect gift to shiver his timbers or just want to send him on a high-seas adventure in the bedroom (or the party), this swashbuckling set delivers.

Includes:
🏴‍☠️ A classic pirate hat – because even the smallest buccaneer needs to look the part.
🖤 A dashing mustache – instantly transforms him into a rugged, sea-loving scoundrel.👕 A pirate shirt sleeve – because every respectable captain needs to look the part (even if the rest of him is a bit... exposed).

Available in Small, Medium, Large, and Extra Large, because every pirate deserves a perfect fit.

Perfect For:
✔️ Bachelor parties, birthdays, or just a hilarious surprise for your first mate.
✔️ Anyone who enjoys a good booty joke.
✔️ Making him the captain of your ship (or at least the bathtub).

Give the gift of adventure, laughter, and a touch of debauchery with Captain Kelbasa. Just beware—once he puts it on, he may start talking like a pirate. And demanding more rum. 🍻