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Admiral James T. Cock – Anchors Aweigh, Pants Optional

Admiral James T. Cock – Anchors Aweigh, Pants Optional

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All hands on deck—Admiral James T. Cock has arrived, and he’s ready to command the SS Shenanigans. Whether he's posing for the perfect seaman selfie or just dropping anchor in your DMs, this costume is the ultimate way to bring full naval nonsense to the photo deck.

Includes:
⚓ A crisp sailor-style shirt – fit for any cheeky commander.
🧢 A classic navy hat – because every admiral needs to look the part.
🖤 A salty mustache – perfect for barking orders and seducing sirens.

Available in Small, Medium, Large, and Extra Large, for seamen of every rank and size.

Perfect For:
✔️ Nautical-themed photos and boatloads of laughs.
✔️ Gag gifts that leave everyone in ship-shape spirits.
✔️ Anyone ready to cruise into ridiculous territory.

Suit him up in Admiral James T. Cock, and prepare for rough seas, dirty jokes, and a whole lotta seamen jokes. 🛥🍆📸

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