Dick Artists.... Of Course That's A Thing
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Whether you're a connoisseur of fine art or just someone who, like Seth from Superbad, appreciates a well-drawn dong—we’re here to formally welcome you to the wonderfully unhinged world of #DickArt.
Yes, it’s real. Yes, it’s glorious. And yes, we’ve rounded up some of Instagram’s finest phallic Picassos just for you.
Make way for the legends: the Pablo Dicassos, the Vincent van Go-nads, and all the beautifully unhinged creators dedicating their talent to the male member in all its… glory.
☕ @dicklatte
Why settle for boring latte art when you could start your morning with a steamy, frothy dick?
@dicklatte anonymously whips up masterpieces in milk foam that are equal parts hilarious and impressive. Coffee has never been so… erect.
✏️ @the_8_percent
Calling themselves a “one-stop shop for all things phallactic” (iconic), this account is loaded with doodles upon doodles of diverse, expressive dicks. Underappreciated? Maybe. Talented? Absolutely.
🖌️ @williamfschultz
Ever looked at a penis and thought, “Wow, that’s beautiful”? You will after seeing this account. The detail. The craftsmanship. The sheer artistic discipline. These aren’t just dicks. These are damn masterpieces.
🧲 @cutedickers
You’ve never called a dick “adorable” until now. This artist creates the most precious penis stickers you’ll ever see—whimsical, colorful, and available to buy. Yes, they’re dickers (aka dick stickers), and yes, you absolutely need some.
🎭 @adultsartsandcrafts
Less sketchy, more sculptural. This artist decorates actual penises with props, glitter, themes—you name it. Think: seasonal dick dioramas. It's like DIY, but with more shaft.
🖼 @herdirtydishescensored
This woman-owned page doesn’t stop at dicks—it celebrates all explicit art. Expect color, creativity, and a whole universe of NSFW beauty. Bonus: much of it is for sale.
🍌 @sliced.nanas
Cartoon meets cock. Bright colors, playful style, and iconic character mashups—this page mixes nostalgia with full-on penis chaos. And we’re here for it.
🖤 @abstractnudes
A celebration of the male body in black and white. Each drawing is detailed, emotional, and weirdly empowering. If you didn’t think dicks could be powerful, you haven’t seen these.
🌀 @lineswiggly
Wertham Lane (aka Wiggly) brings an abstract, surreal twist to dick art. Eyeless creatures, massive jaws, and a rainbow of color bring a whole new angle to the male form.
🎨 @the.dick.doodler
Underrated but totally obsessed. This account offers not only art but a shop full of cock-themed goods: coloring books, keychains, pins, and more. The dick doodles are amazing—but the merch? Chef’s kiss.
✍️ @threedicksaweek
Three dicks a week. On paper. In sketch form. Done beautifully. Black-and-white strokes with surprise pops of color. Classy, edgy, and hard to look away from (pun intended).
💌 @syfapd
An absolute gem from Australia—and a personal favorite. You can buy and send their penis art to your friends for laughs AND a good cause.
50% of profits and 100% of donations go to prostate cancer research. That’s right: funny dick art that saves actual lives. Cue the applause.
🎁 BONUS: @idrawdicks
Want a nonstop scroll of dick creativity? This account curates hundreds of submissions from artists across Instagram. It’s a living museum of dick art—and you’re invited.
Go Support Some Shaft
There you have it: the bold, the brilliant, the balls-out talented. Whether you’re laughing, gasping, or filling your cart with dick stickers, just remember—you’re not alone. The dick art community is strong, strange, and full of color.
Go give them a follow. Support small artists. And next time someone says dicks aren’t beautiful? Send them this blog.